I was lucky enough to date a Brazilian Cristiano Ronaldo doppelganger (down to the abs and butt). And yes - I did make him buy and wear a Ronaldo Man U jersey for sex. He didn't speak English and I didn't speak Portuguese but it is amazing what barriers lust and pidgin Spanish can overcome.

BYOW and you're more than welcome! Haha - too bad Jezebel can't do a live chat of this interview.

I might just have to try this during her interview. Hopefully my job will understand the resulting hangover.

Only in our dreams...

Agreed. She and Bill probably have a bet on how many times she can get Greta to say Benghazi.

Greta - But MRS. Clinton why do you really hate America - can you go into further detail?

Just compounding my fashion woes at this point haha....

You mean everyone doesn't bring their trusty 6" platforms and a nine iron to lounge about their home pool? Time for me to go return some summer shopping I did this weekend :(

Might be the whole descended from slave owners thing. Not his fault and what his ancestors did is no reflection on him of course - but the genetic "creep face" gene might just be a holdover from the slave owning branch of the family. I get the same vibe.

Usually I love chiming in with who I would prefer to play a certain famous or historical figure....but I am pretty darned stumped. I don't know if anyone other than Dolly can be as cheerful.

From the depths of whiskey emerge great truths.

Yes! I've been in a new area for about six months and 99% of the people and groups I've gotten into have been through the dog park or walking my dog. I think getting a "conversation starter" dog was a factor as well. I had no idea people would be so fascinated by a greyhound.

My job requires that I talk to/negotiate with men from a wide range of pretty male dominated / blue collar fields. At least once a week I get told I sound "too sweet to be in (fill in the blank industry)". I've found the best reply is to say "well I am" brightly and proceed on.

My parents still think any name that isn't shared with a Saint or a county in Ireland is "too modern". Needless to say there were 27 other girls with variations of my name in high school class.

I agree with you - but if I spent that much money (which I'm guessing she did) to have boobs that look like that I'd want to get my money's worth and just flaunt them all the time too.

I just felt so bad for her when I read that. It must be awful to carry around that much self hatred / guilt - even if it seems irrational to most people. She probably had been just tip toeing on egg shells for years waiting for her "punishment" - and when something bad did happen it just was what she'd been expecting.

Nope - not just you. I also think of it more as a verb than a noun...no excuse for that other than probably having a filthy mind.

I had a delightful 87 year old WASP describe my live-in boyfriend as my "mate". I still can't figure out if that was her being nice or a very subtle way of calling me a harlot.

Quite frankly I hope to look as good as she does when I'm 60.... hot damn!

This is from the paper that gave us this gem of a cover.... No wonder Jeremy Lin fled to the accepting oasis of Texas.