Reese Witherspoon and Helena Bonham Carter are both top picks now for my Fantasy Drinking Buddies League team - the Blotto Banshees.

It does make her boobs look really big (and fluffy?) and her waist really tiny. So if that is what they were going for mission accomplished! And I'm just gonna leave it with the positives there and back away slowly....

As a Knicks fan who is stuck in the quagmire through family legacy and sheer idiocy - Congratulations Steve Kerr - you've made a sane and rational life choice. I wish I could say the same for myself and my fellow Knicks fans who have stuck around since 1999.

Really?! That is very neat - guess maybe he read Harry's game and liked the quote? Haha the man never let facts get in the way of a good story - I wouldn't be surprised!

Very true. When my mom met my dad in the early 80's he apparently only owned 1 pair of "booty jorts" and 2 pairs of jeans. Those were the only non-work pants in his possession. Luckily for him mom liked how he looked in the "booty jorts" - and he hasn't had to buy any clothes for himself since.

The Doctor and his associates agree with your diagnosis.

Agreed - I always figured him as kind of rangy/lanky - Joel Kinnaman would have been my vote. He would nail the kinda sexy/sleazy vibe. And the man can ROCK some stubble.

They were - I think it could be argued though that more people under 25 know who Beyoncé is. Jackie O. or Bobby not so much.

I like this advice. I'm going to try it the next time my S.O's mother says something along the lines of "shit or get off the pot" when it comes to us not being married/engaged yet because she "just really wants grand babies" before she dies.

My mom and I closed down a bar a few weeks ago. Most fun I've had in ages.

I just imagine what it would have been like to be the tourists waiting to get on the elevator and have the doors open to THAT scene.

Glad you like it! I never quote that in public nowadays (a bit too loaded for daily conversation) - probably due to the lack of people being able to disagree without the "head ripping" side effect haha

My younger brother and his buddies loved the Spice Girls as well - I think it had more to with the mini skirts and platforms haha

You're right about people being more mindful here - generally that is only why I comment on Jezebel.

Thank you - have to give credit to my grandpa though - very wise man. Despite his insistence that buying the Spice Girls CD was supporting the English economy.... 8 year old me really wanted "Spice Up" my life - history of colonial oppression be damned!

Very much agreed with your comment on stating opinions as facts! A lot of the very "my way or the highway" style of discussions generally keeps me from commenting as much as I probably would.

Haha - wish I could get mine to snack healthier! The closest we can get for "healthy treats" are apples and bananas! What are Aussies?

Thank you for that! I was wondering as well!

As my grandfather used to say "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter"*. I kind of think that fits the point Hillary is trying to make - you either see Beyonce as shaking her ass because it's her ass to shake (and it's fine) or you see it as she's shaking her ass to please the patriarchy. Not much in…

Quite frankly anything that keeps my 85lb dog from having "the runs" every half hour is worth every penny. I don't care what Blue Buffalo puts in their food - but it is working for my life. My S.O. was trying to sell my on the cost effectiveness of switching to a cheaper brand - but he couldn't beat my rational that…