I agree - Reese is the friend you want holding your hair as you're puking into a bush outside the bar and assuring the police/on-lookers "She's fine y'all - just had some bad clams!"

Agreed! In vino veritas....or as my S.O says to me after I have a few glasses of wine "Ahh - there's the LAWN-GUY-lander I fell in love with". Something about booze just seems to get the repressed accents flowing.

She couldn't even keep a straight face when she said mistress! If you're gonna lie - lie well!

Forget ridiculous sports - I want Johnny commenting on hockey, football, soccer, rugby etc.... Every sport needs more Johnny Weir bon mots.

Every time I look at a picture of this putz I cheer for the inevitable fatal heart attack to hit while there is a liberal president in office. Then I feel awful and hope he will just get so fed up with our amoral society he'll permanently relocate to the Vatican City.

Exactly! My guys friends in college just called it the walk of "yeaahhh boy!". Unrelated but our avatars should totally hang out some time - Daria and Mafalda would be awesome drinking buddies.

But you have to understand - in Catholic school "whore" and "slut" are considered clinical diagnoses of the feminine condition. Perfectly acceptable to be used once a girl hits puberty.

This seems like a really good time for a "come to Jesus/Yahweh/Allah/Flying Spaghetti Monster" chat. Where the final result is "hell no"

My issue is that I don't want ANY bridesmaids past a maid of honor. I disliked the one time I was a bridesmaid. I also had the luck of losing a friend when I couldn't commit to 100% availability for unspecified dates for the next year and a half (I also realized that I didn't want to sign up for the bridezilla train…

Very true - I guess if it's going by awesomeness of the music than I guess it's a win. Rose's turn is one of the creepier songs though - always kind of scared me.

I envy you - I got this result and felt like I needed to seriously analyze my life....

Awful ad campaign....but man that burger looks really damn good on a "Not Meat Friday". My couscous and green beans are very unsatisfying right now.

Beyonce doesn't think that - she knows.

Beyonce ugly cry - new example for an oxymoron? Right up there with jumbo shrimp and political ethics.

I don't know... I was made the mistake of getting tortellini Alfredo on a date and then spent the next two hours running back and forth to the bathroom in a crowded bar. Being too ashamed to say anything I just kept saying I drank a lot of water. In hindsight I probably came off like I had a severe cocaine problem.

Very true - I'd be down for most things involving Liam Neeson. Tim Riggins is a bonus - but he needs another 40 years of bad assery and chivalry to approach Liam Neeson's brand of aged hotness.

Wow! Maybe J.Law had an inspiration that she never mentioned. As a native of "Lawnguyland" I do have to say she nailed the accent though. I totally went to school with early 90's versions of her character.

"Don't put metal in the science oven he says"

I hate that my first thought to this was at least the "God's wrath theory" won 't cause any measles outbreaks...

I could see how when the leggings become washed out and become sheer on the butt would be a problem... I've seen grown women on the street/in the gym with that issue. I am always very tempted to point it out but then am too scared to sound like a perv.