Very generous of you to call that "hair".

Carol Costello handled this idiot well - but I have to admit I really miss Soledad O'Brien's idiot smack downs during this whole shutdown debacle. Nobody could drop a truth bomb like Soledad on defiantly misinformed politicians.

Yeesh - rum and coke sounds like a creep!

In Mayo (God help us) I was very forcefully offered a whiskey and 7-up like beverage mixed. I was too intimidated/cold to say no - but it was horrible. I can imagine water is a huge step up from 7-up (blergh).

To have a functioning government that doesn't view "females" and their "lady parts" with suspicion/confusion - I'd set up a camp in my backyard for them!

Yup. Scary true that one.

Jack and Coke - The high school boyfriend you always felt like drunk dialing at 2am in college.

It's easy...we'd just need the South to rise again. And stay risen. This time around I don't think people will be fighting too hard to try to keep them...

Ahh darn. I disagree with outing people's personal lives in general - but I feel like outing hypocritical politicians on anything (porn, affairs, sexual orientation, government subsidies etc) is more of a public service. If their private life directly contradicts their public policy making they deserve to be called on…

I don't know...I feel like egomaniacs (aka most politicians) wouldn't expect a spouse/partner to have opinions different than their own - man/woman.

I just worry that no one is thinking about poor ol' Rick here - imagine the trauma he is going through right now. Here he thought he married a smiling/thought free fembot and now he discovers the woman has OPINIONS and FREE WILL. The horror!

You're definitely correct - my Spanglish grammar leaves a bit to be desired haha.

YES! To both Scandal being back in 2 days and another inspirational clothing line that I long for but could never pull off. I wish gloves could start being a normal wardrobe item again (1950's style - gloves for every occasion! )

And they say women aren't fairly represented government these days - sluts and whore pills have brought the government to a standstill!

Attempt for Silver Lining Discovery - At least their daughters might walk away from this having learned that financial restraint and living within your means might not just be suckers/losers?

Our Catholic all girl's school's mascot was "the Spartans"....in honor of the male warriors?? I'm still not sure if it was a sly attempt at humor by the nuns or just super tone deaf. I feel like "The Amazons" would have been way more bad ass...

Is a winged demon a particularly Louisianian supernatural figure? I'm afraid Northeast bias has me only thinking Jersey devil.

I've found the first two seasons too scary to watch (I'm a massive baby) - but somehow Voodoo and/or Santeria with the comforting familiarity of Catholic imagery I'm looking forward too. Catholic school has some unanticipated side effects....

That list is so very soul killing - I think a puppy is needed regroup.

Basis a quick google search and my first hand knowledge of very short over cologned juice heads who think their biceps being larger will make them appear taller - that's my estimate. Unfortunately my gym has more than a few Joe Gorgas. It's not the height I mind - it's the cologne!