To us it's a red flag...I feel like that to these women it's "teehee isn't my future/current hubby cute - all he wants are sandwiches and sex!"

This man is such a walking advertisement for a Napoleon complex. 5'5" and proving his "manhood" by treating his wife like a walking hybrid of an oven/sex doll.

Yes! Is there any culture out there somewhere that considers tongue contortions sexy? I really just don't understand if she think's she is being sexy or is just showing off her tongue....

I'd go as far as to say we could all listen to FLOTUS when she says something is for the greater good. If she told me to stop eating so much take-out lo mein it might bankrupt my local takeout restaurant (aka my friends who know me as lo mein and shrimp roll) -but I would listen and be less bloated for it!

It is amazing how 13 years in power can age world leaders. Poor Vlad is almost unrecognizable.

"And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!!"

Or maybe just an actor with a gigantic leg of Spanish ham?

Ugh...I wish that was a viable kitchen utensil option in the States. Unfortunately a jamonera/jamon would be about a month's rent for me :(

Exactly! Jamon is a great building block for life/love. An 80+ year old abuela espanola I lived with for a while was pretty convinced that vegetarians were going to die a slow and painful death unless she could save them with pork products (slightly misguided but she really meant well).

"it means a bunch of people get rotated in front of you like legs of Spanish ham."

Oh silly Pennsatucky and her creation of adverbs. Hmmm... or maybe verbs?

CO Healy approves this sorority.

It might be the early Charlie Sheen effect. My 13 year old self fell HARD for those perfect eyebrows and cheek bones in Ferris Bueller (don't think I realized that he was supposed to be strung out).

That is horrifying! I'm not sure who can top snake like amphibian eggs.

Translation: "Why is Jesus Christ important to you? Join the conversation"

So true! My family sent donations to various Northern "Irish Relief Association charities" during the Troubles in the 70's-late 80's because it was supporting the Cause. They truly believed that if some extremists blew up buildings they in no way reflected on the Irish people as a whole.

I feel like it helps to have a certain blasé attitude towards being arrested...24 year old Stalin rocked his mugshot. Wearing an ascot might be a deciding factor as well.

Gah. That "Warrior Tip" has made up my mind. I have the strongest mental image of her sitting and getting a pedicure while posting "warrior tips" to remind everyone what she did over her summer break.....

Your cat penalty sounds ridiculous! How does that even get reported to a landlord?

Agreed - possibly a bit too thorough on repeatedly calling them drunks though. I think she could have just sent the list and an itemized bill for the damages and called it a day. No need to make a landlord/tenant transaction that personal.