If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

seriously, what is going on under that table...

“Snoop’s there to promote ... his weed encyclopedia.”

This would be so much better if it was a big, analog old school encyclopedia.

i know that ‘stranglers’ is probably a typo, but i think you’re inadvertently speaking a deeper truth, here...

“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

True story, a friend of mine was seated next to 2 Chainz in first class on a flight about 3 years ago. My friend in aisle, 2C in window. Being an old like me he had never heard of Monsieur Chainz and didn’t hear him clearly when they introduced each other so spent the whole flight calling him Touche. As in, “Touche,…

He once picked up a stray kitten and cuddled it...TO DEATH.

For the first several seconds she was my hero. Then I let this thought creep in:

Womanspreading.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

EXCEPT FOR THESE GUNS!!!

“It’s not about guns it’s about mental health”

Kourtney is my husband’s favorite Kardashian.

Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

I thought this was going to be dumb but it was the exact RIGHT KIND of dumb.

I laughed a little too loudly at “Snow scares me.” and “I’m not allowed in Emma Robert’s fight club.”

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

If anyone thinks she’s not wonderful, look me up on Rumblr. Say it to my FACE!

The other cats hate the three who participated. “Fuck you guys, fucking sell outs. Clive, you literally jumped through hoops for those assholes. And Jeremy. The applause banner. Really, you sad motherfucker? Where’s your dignity?”