Hi. I’ve been reading this scary story series for years but have never taken the time to tell my story:

Severely not digging the tryptophobia eyes on that piece of artwork. 

No way could Aiden have afforded an Asscher-cut diamond that big. No fucking way.

this is a first amendment violation and i WILL have you fired

i will destroy splinter news if it’s the last thing i do

This was awesome & please keep doing these after the Oscars are over.

please do not stop explaining things

both!!!

Joanna, will you please, please take time to do one of these for all movies past, present, and future? Thank you in advance.

This might be my favorite one so far!

Oh this is hilarious! And I love Bichons!

Yes but why wouldn’t the dogs go to the bed? They were afraid...

I am totally establishing a Monster Password with Mr. Fly tonight. Holy shit. (I love that you admit to your fear while also shamelessly feeding it.) I’m usually in bed before my husband, but I have the same fear of sliding in next to something that has replaced him (or, more incredibly, of him dying, becoming a…

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That is a vivid mental scene and I am DYING.

Not a ghost story, and I’m probably too late to the party and perma-greyed, but some of the dog-related ones above reminded me of something that happened a few months ago. I like to watch scary movies (and read scary threads online), but they really affect me, and my fear usually peaks as I’m trying to get in bed and…

My horror story: I’m at least a few hundred stories in and the page randomly refreshed.

Yeah I had squirrels in my last place and I went to get detergent from under the kitchen sink. There was a squirrel staring back at me, completely unphased, nibbling on my detergent cap. I screamed and slammed the cabinet shut, but he didn’t move. There was also one that came into an open window and tried nesting in…

I’m sooooooo happy!!!!