I love Jennifer Lawrence, but I have always been a fall truther.

They’re mutually fluent in Klingon. Huge nerds, the both of ‘em.

That is super scary and happens way more than most people realize; especially during the winter months.

Oh man. I’ve been waiting all year for this, because I finally have a truly scary story to contribute. It is 100% true, and I still nearly break down in tears thinking about it.

HOLY CRAP! THAT IS TERRIFYING ON MULTIPLE LEVELS! FOR HER! FOR YOU! FOR HER!

Are we supposed to ask for consent before every sex act?

Sounds like you need to read more zines. Go down to your community photocopier and hang around until my contact arrives. He’ll be the white dude with dreadlocks, you can’t miss him.

‘A perfectly reasonable product next to a dangerous and heinous one,” thinks both political parties.

I’m a mouse...duh

how did Deadline get a hold of my OK Cupid profile

We could start a kickstarter for an investigation to find out.

Someone tried to give Donald Trump a thesaurus, he said “I’m too busy for dinosaurs” and threw it away.

legit lol’d at this

Guess how long my last call with Taylor was.” Her friends say nothing. “Guess.”

is this satire

It’s not a complicated look, really, though you’d have to adjust it to suit your own tastes and the fact you aren’t (or are? I don’t know your life) constantly lit for magazine work. If you sat down in front of me and handed me this look saying you want to be able to recreate it at home I’d probably start you off with…

Water remembers.