That’s what happens when you fuck with a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox and expect to get away with it.

Not to mention that the original Death on the Nile is perfection. There’s no where to go with this but down.

Starring for “physics knows.” I have been waiting for that phrasing for my entire life, I think.

She’d have been quite an inspired choice as Javert.

“Like, somehow there’s a code to be cracked.”

ITS NOT EVEN A LARGE NUMBER THOUGH!!! **cries**

Not sure if we have many Australians here - but some good news from Down Under. The country has just held a nationwide postal survey on a proposal to allow same sex couples to marry.

Well yeah. At his worst, Ben makes stop-mo animation films, really complicated board games and town ruining ice rinks.

I always preferred Leslie & Ben to Jim and Pam.

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

I don’t get the PRAISE for this apology that I am seeing here, there and everywhere on social media. CK issued a good apology because he was already outed, after years of gaslighting the public about these “ridiculous!!!!” claims and maybe blacklisting a woman comedian who said they were true? Fuck all that noise.…

The power I had over these women is that they admired me.

Right here! I’m ready! Here! Give it to me now!

That’s why you say “Levi-ohhh-sa” and not “Levio-SA”.

I....sigh...I will play this.

That bothered me more than my usual pet peeve (also above) regarding misuse of “begging the question.”

English teacher moment: “hurtling,” not “hurdling.” Unless the plane was leaping over fixed barriers, which would use up all the little paper bags.

Trump fucking up everyone’s life is very motivating and engaging.

Lots of good news coming out of Virginia. The governor’s mansion stays blue. And Trump is having a meltdown. He’s throwing Enron Ed Gillespie under the bus.

As a Virginian, I was approaching this evening with a feeling of dread—I was concerned that the closing poll numbers really indicated the race for Gov. was tightening.