The way people get so bumfuzzled about the “he said/she said” nature of some sexual assaults is mind boggling to me. It’s as if the listener, for the time and space of hearing the sexual assault story only, utterly loses all sense of risk, motivation, and consequences. What possible motivation would a woman have to…

A libertarian not thinking of anyone’s property but his own?

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

I think the Rand Paul situation was the result of a rural gay love triangle gone wrong. Some people are saying that. Some of our best people, like me.

Raise your hand if you feel your mental health has been affected by Donald Trump personally?

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

Les nessman is that you.

He should have just dropped live turkeys from a helicopter. They can fly, right?

I think I answered too soon.

Nothing worked, Alec.
Bill Cosby raped women his entire adult life. He had busloads of accusers. He was taken to court by the woman whose “case it was to prosecute” and the motherfucker still walked out.
Danny Masterson still has a job. He has accusers with the same story.
Clarence Thomas has a job for life and Anita…

My fave episode of all time. <3

Some weird mobius strip dress.

Thou art uncomfortable with using “they” because of “the plural aspect”, yet thou uses “you”.

People are freaking out that this is a massive security breach on Twitter’s end since they argue that at any time a disgruntled employee could take over Trump’s account and do something crazy like declare war on North Korea... all without realizing that Trump’s ability and likelihood of declaring war over Twitter and…

“this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day.”

It this part of the same Ricketts clan that owns the Chicago Cubs?

What does your friend even do with her time? Like walk in nature or something? Ugh. She has ruined my day.