I tell you what, if there is a single pair of human beings I would never expect to be cast in the same film, it’s John Oliver and Beyoncé.

The idea of “merit based immigration” is also funny coming from the “they’re taking our jobs!” crowd. Like, sure, you can give visas to people who have computer engineering degrees- but there are already Americans who have those degrees and want to work in that field. There aren’t tons of Americans who want to spend…

But Olivier allegedly got in that one perfect burn about Hoffman’s OTT method techniques and staying in character. “Have you tried acting, dear boy.”

“soft-boiled clitoris” might be the most disgusting string of words I’ve ever heard.

To Happy Holidays

For that to happen he would have to have a conscience and be capable of experiencing human emotion like guilt or empathy, though.

Nope, Lucy absolutely does not do that. I just watched “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” last night with my grandson. Lucy actually asks for extra candy for her “stupid brother” while trick or treating, because Linus is sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Later, she goes out at 4 am to…

<<A key tenant of both Halloween and socialism>>

It really drives me up the fucking wall that this guy has been allowed to market himself as some sort of “reasonable” conservative just because he can use his big boy indoor voice and go potty all by himself.

Important to note that the original text contains a major typo. It’s Gillespie that’s pandering to the racist shitbags. Ralph is the Democrat.

Whenever I see anyone start to faint or pass out like that, I hear “IT’S THE BIG ONE ELIZABETH!!” in my head.
I know I’m horrible.

I like mayors.

NO. Betsy DeVos DOES NOT get to be Ms. Frizzle!!!!

Also, it read like someone’s bad creative writing class assignment.

OMG The conservatives who rail against Hollywood are literally some of the dumbest people in the nation. The exact same Hollywood that produced Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Alex Jones (yes, really, appearances on TruTV and History Channel launched his career) and is the namesake of Fox News!…

Spacey has released a statement. Both of these sentiments were included. I should get a job in PR. Or Bingo.

Jezebel, a 26 year old does not make a “sexual advance” on a 14 year old. A 26 year old attempts rape on a 14 year old. Even if the “advance” was “welcomed” or “accepted”, it’d still be rape. You should know better, even if Mr Rapp used that phrase

A USB stick was found with the details of who’s travelings? The Queen? Kate? Camilla? Anne? Who could it be?