Eaten that kid. Then and there.

I have the same thing. I mute him, even if it’s during a Colbert segment. He’s bad for my blood pressure and general philosophy of life.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

Hey everyone, we need to do all we can to make sure Northam pulls it off in Virginia. Gillespie is a snake and has now resorted to selling his soul to win. Redistricting after the 2020 census should be a top 3 priority for Dems & Progressives. It’s key to restoring a little sanity and compromise to our broken system…

MAH GOD THE LAST ONE HOLY SHIT

Even when supernatural, doggos only do good :’)

Ooooooh, that last one. I always find the intruder ones the scariest.

the link goes to that one. without the creepy long finger, it would have been believable. but someone mentioned seeing it on creepy pasta. (what is creepy pasta? do I have the right part of speech when I mention creepy pasta?)

I’ve been toying with the idea of returning to Cincinnati eventually, to be closer to my family but after that last story. nope, newp,nopers, no thanks, never.

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh noooooo that last one noooooooooooooo

They use them at the mental hospital where my relative works! Tough enough for a nut, ph-balanced for everyone else.

They use them at the mental hospital where my relative works! Tough enough for a nut, ph-balanced for everyone else.

What’s the reasoning behind the heartbeat shit? I could hook some jumper cables to a cow’s heart and make it jump around like crazy but that doesn’t make it a baby. 

So physical, but not psychological, danger counts? Because as a bipolar person who knows without a doubt that another pregnancy and subsequent bout of postpartum depression would kill me, fuck all those guys. Just...fuck this.

God, that seems like a million years ago. I had almost forgotten about that, so much has happened since. Very good point.

Trump wanted to save the British baby that was brain dead, but this little brown girl who has spent her entire life in America? Nah, f$&k her.

“...centering on the unique and under-told experiences of trans women and gay people of color.” That sound you hear is Mike Pence’s head exploding. Keep up the good work, Ryan.

Can they distance themselves from being a movie about abused Native American women that stars a bunch of white people?

The long anticipated release of the #JFKFiles will take place tomorrow. So interesting!

I watched Sports Night when it was originally broadcast, and I was already digging the style and attitude of it. But when Guillaume busted that line out, it was a real stunner. We’d all become so inured to how casually anyone would invoke Rosa Parks by that point. This was the first time it occurred to me to see it in…