Ever since I found out that the MASH theme song is called, “Suicide is Painless” it stresses me out, too.

Exactly. All the other shit is wearing me down so much, it isn’t going to take much more than a misplaced apostrophe to do me in completely.

and that abused apostrophe filled me with rage

After everything, all the Tweets, the speeches, the insults, the lies, the horrible policy initiatives, the Executive Orders, the bungled disaster relief, the feuds with Gold Star families, the support for white nationalists, the outright racism and sexism on display, the fraud, the grift, the gross incompetence, and…

The three judges who dissented were appointed by Republican presidents, the Washington Post reports.

I dont get it. Does the DOJ think all these undocumented pregnant minors are crossing the border because they want abortions or because they want anchor babies? How can there be an “interest in promoting childbirth” when theres also an interest in killing DACA? Are we literally trying to create new babies for ICE to…

“strong and constitutionally legitimate interests in promoting childbirth”

I share an office with a stone cold bitch this year. It’s bewildering. She is just really, really not nice.

Gilligan Anderson

Fuck her. You are still in control of this, and you can still triumph.

Ugh. Just when I start making peace with my adhd, Betsy DeVos decides to make it more complicated.

I let my 13 yo daughter throw her first coed party at our house last night. A few things: (1) I left her dad 2 years ago, and we were living in a tiny apartment. I found a great rental house, and we moved here in August. She’s so proud of it that she wanted her friends over. Also, my ex was raised by a hoarder, and he…

DIED MORE READILY??!

“But is there an ability, since I guess public dollars are expended heavily in prophylaxis and treatment of this condition, so we have a public interest in curtailing the spread. … Are there any methods we could do legally to curtail the spread?”

Gary would eat well that day.

I think this goes beyond beef tongues at this point. Carrie would have heard all these stories and marched right down to Harvey’s house and called him out. (“Get out here, you piece of shit! We got business!”) She’d be happy to give him a massage. Massage his face with her heels.

Oops, I caught a Nazi!

And frequently the back of a hand if they stepped out of whatever line they were mean’t to stick to.

“Women were sacred, looked upon with great honor. That’s obviously not the case anymore as we’ve seen from recent cases..”

Gold Star families, I think that left in the convention over the summer.