Pepto Abysmal.

“NOoOOOOOOO PUT IT BACK I DON’T WANT IT”

As it turns out, several analysts have pointed out that Kimmel actually got the health care bill pretty right, even better than the people who wrote the bill. So, here we are. The former host of the Man Show knows health care policy better than the people who are responsible for writing health care policy. Is Adam…

These guys, and I mean guys since clearly they haven’t consulted a single woman on this bill, haven’t figured out that by repeal/replace failing they probably saved their jobs in 2018.

Excellent. Kimmel should call him out every evening. Use that soapbox.

Last night Jimmy Kimmel lacerated Sen. Bill Cassidy for this (this is a must see):

Shit like this shows that upper class whites can be racist as hell too. I know we on the left want to pretend it’s all the confederate flag waving, uneducated yokels that are racists, but it’s middle class and rich folks too. It’s classist to assume racism is a poor man’s game.

If I’m your VP, do I also get free money? I support your platform but...

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.

Um...I’m an agnostic/atheistish kinda person and I think most religions sound a little nutty when you really think about what its followers believe (virgin birth, son of god being basically a zombie, etc.)...but the fact that she put Scientology in the list with those others is all the confirmation I need that she’s…

Wow, that’s disgusting. It’s a very special sort of mentality that jumps to the conclusion that people deserve to die (or at least have their lives endangered) for daring to inconvenience drivers.

If you can get private money & do whatever you want with it, I’ll start running tomorrow. My platform: Universal Healthcare, “Dreamers” get to stay, Planned Parenthood gets funding just like anyone else, No more assualts on marriage equity, $15 per hour minimum wage, all Title IX protections are set back to…

“Travolta (who in this shot looks like the father in the Berenstain Bears cosplaying as a human)“

Turns out that when horrible things happen to horrible people, it still fucking sucks.

Okay, but that was at least made for purpose. This, emphatically, was not made for fucking.

That sounds like a penis dressed up like a little Jesus. You know, with the bloody crown of thorns and all. So cute.

HEY NOW! Us men don’t tell you what you should do with YOUR bod- hey you know what nevermind.

I am obsessed with the dresses she wears on Face Off and Game Face, but I don’t think this outfit does anything for her. And she is gorgeous.

Did anyone at the Emmys stand up and scream collaborator? Probably not or it would be online by now.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who reads ‘Bhabie’ like ‘babby’. It’s impossible for my brain to read that as ‘baby’.