Whenever Trump tries to convey genuine emotion and/or concern he sounds like VCR instructions from 1985 written in English, translated into Japanese, then translated back again into English.

Filliam H. Muffman makes me believe in love.

Or, as Stephen Colbert dubbed them, Filliam H. Muffman. I don’t know why that portmanteau never caught on...

Came here to say this, too.

Add me to that lot.

Super glad I’m not the only one whose mind went to the wrong diaphragm.

so, she’s pregnant?

We ARE the highest if you don’t count those 25 nonAmerican loser countries

Kris Kobach knows perfectly well there’s no such thing as “getting in line” for a green card.

I’d wager that The Death Star was less a hive of scum and villainy than Trump’s cabinet.

I think he nailed Zack de la Rocha at the McDonald’s drive thru.

I really disliked Studio 60 and I wanted to like it at the time. I was still a Sorkin fan then.

I’m one of the few that actually enjoyed Studio 60!

And it has been not even a year...

I guess I don’t understand. Why is it a bad thing to protect against sex discrimination? Or to keep pollution out of our air & water? Or to pay people equally for the same job? Or to have regulations in place to keep buildings from falling down or people from being poisoned? I just can’t wrap my mind around whatever…

Good luck with your new foster kittens! ;)

Those in the black believe it to be a meritocracy; those of us in the grey underclass see it as a lottery.

Oh, that’s great! That’s the sort of publicity that matters :D