At least it’s not Jaxxtyn

BUT ITS YOONEEK

That hashtag #luckyfin killed me ded.

I was going to post that she sells some snake oil shit, but I didn’t want to be too negative. Cute kids though!

What a sweet boy!

And what happened next?

Well, Andrew, if you’re confused about whether or not a certain garment is appropriate for your child, you clearly don’t know your child very well. Buy what looks good regardless of what the label says, you tit.

The best thing you can do at times like these is take care of yourself, so you can continue keeping up the good fight. Work so you can afford to give money, have dinner with friends so you can talk about your feelings, sleep in on Saturdays so you’ll be well-rested to keep on being an advocate.

not enough bags for all my barfs

This is correct. And the final season of The Office is way worse than the first season of Parks and Rec.

Brooklyn 99 is the superiest show

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

This is what you get when you mix Rachel Dolezal, auto-tune, and a minstrel show in a blender.

The Aldi’s in my area recently started accepting credit cards.

Oh I’m sure Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton and Texas Republicans will soon redouble their efforts to restrict reproductive rights, ban sanctuary cities and pass regressive transgender bathroom laws.

Harriet Tubman? I hear people are very excited about what she’s doing. Really great, great things we’re seeing from her.

Hope feels like a million years ago.

The key to how complicit Ivanka is lies in how vague her reasons are. “The proposed policy would not yield the intended results.” Based on what, exactly? Be more specific, Ivanka. Why won’t it help? Spell it out. Otherwise, girl, you look a whole lot like......