Back in the Dark Ages (1969), my mom got her dream job just before college graduation as a flight attendant for Delta Airlines. Travel the world! Be glamorous! Avoid the wandering hands of lecherous businessmen!

Chris Hayes has been really great. After Rachel, though, it’s O’Donnell that really gets to me. His shock at how far things have deteriorated resonates though everything he says and does.

You would think no one would have to disclose the distance your house is from the street to you.

I own nothing by Smashmouth and never did.

Let it out. Just get it out of your system. I was too exhausted to shout into the void from that last tweet, so, thank you.

Chelsea’s response: “Good morning Mr. President. It would never have occurred to my mother or my father to ask me.”

“...gave our country away.” This fool projects so damn much that every tweet is tantamount to a confession.

I genuinely understand how small and trivial this is. Go with me for a hot minute. The grammar and punctuation errors in this man’s tweets — THIS MAN WHO SITS IN THE OVAL OFFICE — drive me to distraction to say NOTHING of the fact that his use of quotation marks connotes irony when that’s not at ALL his message AND he…

RIP Russia-US Joint Cyber Security Unit, July 9, 2017-July 9, 2017.

My foster babies got back from their spays on Friday. They’re ready for new homes but I’m not ready! I’ve had them for six weeks now (found them outside at 3 weeks) and love them so much!!

I like all of his Bond movies. The other Bond movies are kind of too cheesy for me. Casino Royale is exactly like the book up until the ending where Vesper kills herself. I couldn’t a imagine a better book adaption. The movie ending is works well for the movie. The sad quiet random death of Vesper is a bit…

Everybody assumes that she knew, an de maybe she did, but she could have been unaware of that fact. I didn’t know he was married because I don’t care about him and his life.

I’m pretty the one more at fault is her felonious husbands inability to keep it in his pants. I doubt the heiress even knew he was married.

‘What sort of woman would do something like this to another woman

That’s pretty cute. He looks like a pair of ears with a puppeh attached.

God, I need a baby animal so bad. Two more months, travel will be over and I can nurture my heart out.

I became a citizen recently. While we were waiting for the ceremony to start some citizens-to-be around me started talking to each other and many named the November election as the reason they finally applied to get their citizenship. We were handed out voter registration cards and people seemed very eager to take…

I wish this site would stop asking me to whitelist. The only reason I’m adblocking you guys is because of video ads. They freeze the page.

So live music thread: I got to see Ruthie Foster yesterday