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Hello all, I hope you’re having a lovely Saturday!

I had a dream where I witnessed a taco truck explosion and took to my bed like a Victorian lady because I was traumatized. It was very dramatic with a long white nightgown and a lot of lounging and swooning.

I’m guessing psychotic episode or bad reaction to narcotics.

“Florida Man assaults flight attendant, attempts to open plane door mid-flight.”

Any chance he did some drugs in the bathroom? I bet he did. I am very smart, FYI.

I never heard of this rapper. And he sounds like a jerk if he used criminal behavior from Chyna’s ex as a reason to break up with her. She didn’t commit the crime.

Lorde rocks, and so does Taylor Swift, and if you don’t think so that’s OK too.

same. I was like, “that’s a really odd endorsement deal”.

We have a climate change denier running the EPA, so yes.

Are we seriously so low that the head of the CDC not being anti-vax is worthy of mention? Do we have a flat-Earther running NASA?

My alternative parenting acquantences are losing their sit but I’m all

Luckily Mummenshanz fallen into the clutches of Big Circus !

Is it just me or is the new director of the CDC...not terrible? A pro-vax advocate who thinks that abortion should be a decision between a woman and her doctor is about the best we could hope for under this administration.

You know what, I am going to one day move to the fucking taiga, where nature is too fucking cold so that I don’t have to deal with this kind of shit. I like the snow, I like the cold, and I’m a lot more chill with the possibility of running into, idk a reindeer or polar bear than a FUCKING REPTILE. FUCK REPTILES.

You are my favorite writer on Jez but I wish you all the best.

I will GREATLY miss Shade Court but cheer for your upward advancement 100%

Thank you for all of the insight and entertainment that your writing brought me.

Thank you Kara. We will miss you. I also do want you to finish this season of The Bachelorette, but those reasons are completely selfish.

More specifically, nerves “run” on salt ions, such as the ones found in salt water. So exposing these intact nervous pathways to salt water causes the nerves to fire and muscles to contract.