I WAS SCREAMING INSIDE WHEN I SAW THIS VIDEO. FOOD SHOULD NOT DO THIS.

c. The laughter of the lady filming it.

Full sincerity here; we’ll miss you and your writing here. I’m continually sad to see so many brilliant writers leaving this place, but I understand. It’s tough watching this place get slowly defanged and made increasingly mainstream and Voxian, but damn if you all aren’t magnificent at what you do.

Experts are uncertain whether or not the fetus died in utero or shortly after birth.

LET ME AT ‘EM

I’m not sure Jez had a post about Charice Pempengco (most famous in the West for playing Sunshine Corazon in Glee, very famous elsewhere as a singer) announcing last week his new name is Jake Zyrus, and several years into his transition.

“Since Day 1, Secretary DeVos has sided with for-profit school executives against students and families drowning in unaffordable student loans”

Good for them. I truly hope that no one gives him grief for finding love again less than two years after his wife’s death.

What is it that bothers you about this?

He seems lovely and I wish everybody well (for whatever random internet commenter wishes count for). But geez this feels so fast to me.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

Congrats to the happy couple! This may sound macabre, but I’ve often thought that if I die an untimely death, I hope that my husband finds love and companionship soon afterwards. (I’m in no danger of dying, just those random 2am thoughts).

13 Kilometer

Eight Mile + Ed Sheeran = Serenade Battles

Privilege, coming to a theater near you from Sony Pictures.

I love how the “story” is that so many people cared what the name was, and had never heard the name “Liam,” so she did a public service and explained so we wouldn’t lose sleep. Imagine the bafflement if she named the baby “Bill.” “How do you get ‘Bill’ from ‘William’?”

“You have dishonored the House of Kardashian. You shall never appear on the show again. You will be mentioned for the next few episodes, and be seen in flashbacks, and may appear in the next season...”

The Kardashians are pretty bad but they aren’t as trashy as the Kennedys. Rob didn’t kill Chyna like a Kennedy would have. Come on now.

They are ashamed

They are ashamed the war has become a public spectacle and hurting the family name.