Oh my god, just watched the video. Trump acts like a blind monkey in search of a banana.

That bit of video: did he forget he was president for a minute, there? I wish I could forget he’s president.

This kind of chicanery takes considerably longer than their normal way of processing orders (regardless if “proper” establishments do it as a rule). If it was common, in the long run this kind of thing can eat into revenue because of the excess consumables (plastic tubs) and decrease in average orders/hour and would…

Oh, my god, I was in line at Chipotle the other week, and the staff exercised considerable patience in not murdering the woman in front of me.

The show will be taped in front of a very uncomfortable studio audience.

And what if a job a person wants requires a high school diploma? This is incredibly short-sighted and won’t benefit students at all.

This seems like one of those ideas that someone pitched to the Mayor as a splashy policy that would generate a lot of “tough love” good publicity, but lord will it have massive amounts of unforeseen (or completely foreseeable from some peoples’ points of view) consequences. For instance; disabled children won’t get a…

Here’s one unfortunately famous person celebrating by, uh, wandering around all confused and shit.

As cliché as it sounds, I love this country. This country gave refuge to my entire family, and I will be grateful for as long as I live. And entirely understand that this country has not been as generous or as good to other peoples. I was not brought here in chains nor were my people indigenous and decimated, and…

I’m holed up at home writing one of my manuscripts and marathoning GOT since my husband’s busy. I can barely move (thanks, personal training!) but at least I’m inspired. And my professor strongly believes I have a novel that will sell on my hands - she wants me to shop it around now but I’m overly cautious. Oh well -…

 He plays the violin!

Everyone in my newsfeed has spent the day lamenting the death of America. It really puts a damper on day drinking rosé to the Hamilton soundtrack.

Worked in the yard like a farmer on this stinking hot day. Now I’m showered, on the couch with the pups, about to drink a beer and watch the wonderful musical “1776" starring William Daniels, Ken Howard and Gwyneth’s mom.

Can someone in Hollywood please find Milla Jovovich’s star and pay nothing but respect for MY resident (evil)? Thanks.

Stop liking what I don’t like.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

I’m pouring a big belt of tequila into my limeade; I had a rough day. A COTTONMOUTH INVADED MY SUNROOM.

Everyone needs to be checking out the #Ham4all thing on Twitter. I wasted my whole day and I’m ok with that.

Today I adopted these badass little girls, so I’m loving the world.