Dear First Global Challenge: please have next year’s event somewhere else. We don’t deserve you.

Well, you fragile menfolk can all sleep easy tonight, knowing you’ve been successfully protected from a group of girls who might have otherwise bled all over you. BOOOOOOO~OOO SCARY SCARY FEEEEEEMAAAALES!! COMIN’ TO GET YOUUUUUU, DONNIE SMALLHANDS!!

Sounds like they’re trying to get here to participate in a contest.

Well, in defense of the current admnistration, they’re not only afghans, but also girls, and most certainly, they bleed, so much girls, so much blood, so clearly a threat. Also, insert FAKE NEWS and SAD.

Well, I know I feel safer here in this shining city on the hill, this beacon of freedom, this safe harbor for the wretched and yearning, this symbol that if you work hard you can achieve anything!

Those things hurt like fuck. Be glad you can’t have one.

A friend of mine was prescribed a pill that softens your cervix and was told to take it a few hours ahead of time. It’s apparently for helping with labor or something but also can make insertion a lot easier.

My BF said “but don’t they give you pain meds for that?!”

Mine put up a little fight. I had to get a clamp on my cervix (not as fun as it sounds!) and then when she went to insert the IUD my cervix kicked the clamp out. So we had to re-clamp and then insert.

For my first IUD my doctor told me my cervix was very cooperative. Still hurt like hell though.

Fort Cervix: sounds impregnable.

Hey, at least you need one! I went into premature Ovarian failure at 27, which is the clinical name for premature menopause when they wanna make it sound terrifying and fatal... Now at 32 I’m in constant hell, literally, it feels like hell with these hot flashes every 10 mins from wake up til I fall asleep, then I get…

Garg. Getting ready for #2 this winter. Had hopes for #2 being less painful than #1. :-/

Had the same experience, and also went with the nexplanon instead. I’ve been happy with it!

Ughhhh. I’m sorry and my cervix is in solidarity. I’m glad you’re open to options and finding something that will work for you. Every type of hormonal BC has good, bad, and ugly and it is a testing procedure to find what works and suits your needs. People saying IUDs will make you infertile, hormonal BC in general…

I can’t get past the title of that movie. Is the driver a baby? Is it about someone who has a baby shuttle service? And the words themselves sound strange together.

Alison Lundergan Grimes FTW

Donald’s REPEAL/RREPLACE tweet is patently absurd. That’s not how healthcare works, dummy. It’s like a doctor saying I’m going to do open heart surgery now, but I’ll sew you up in a couple of months.

I kind of like the idea of calling a little baby and a toddler “Sir” I think its cute, “Why hello Sir, how are you this fine evening”