I am so sorry! That sounds terrible. It can’t last forever, right??

Bless you, Kanarpski. A lot of the reviews complained about depression and weight gain, but I’d never had those side effects on the pill so I hope to avoid them. Really, thanks for the positive feedback.

she used the words “hellish” and “nightmare” so I think I wasn’t just being weak. It really hurt. 3 times, she tried!

HEY i tried to get an iud this afternoon but apparently i have a FORTRESS for a cervix. 

Sometimes I think The Pretender was a hallucination I had.

Not a literal ton, of course, but at least I didn’t say “literally”! But yes, I know it’s time to cut my hair when my neck starts to hurt.

:-) I probably don’t do this anymore more because my dad got older than because I did.

Thankfully not that old (that would be the future :-) ) But 20-24. I feel like 8 is really the respectable cutoff for this sort of thing.

I have a ton of hair, and did indeed practice Ariel hair flips. I even got my dad to sort of propel me out of the water to make it even more majestic, and let me just say, I was older than you think I was when this happened :-)

http://theslot.jezebel.com/supreme-court-partly-lifts-injunction-blocking-trumps-t-1796432978

This is what I keep coming back to.

I didn’t think anything would make me laugh, but thanks for “big population”.

Wasn’t their original plan to lower premiums? Are they even trying to do what they said they would?

I’m the guy who gets mustard on his tie when I’m not even eating mustard!

I’ve read that the “bona fide connection” will include students accepted to universities, but you know, who the fuck knows what will actually happen.

I know :-( I know it more and more every single day.

Me on the rest of the world today:

I’m constantly reminded of a West Wing quote: The next Justice can overturn Roe and... you don’t screw around with that.

FUCK.

Watching Happy Endings again is always a good idea. It’s kind of sad to watch it go downhill over three seasons, but the early stuff WAS SO GOOD.