(I actually have an ergonomic keyboard, one where there’s a split between the letters in the middle and my wrists point toward each other. A friend came by and tried to use my keyboard and we did this whole thing :-) )

I do *not* drive spaceships. And I type at 1 word per minute.

I have sent now a grand total of 7 tweets in my whole life, but this is now one of them.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt009369…

Do you mean Overboard? Captain Ron is hilarious, but she wasn’t in it.

It all comes together!! I’m glad there’s an American weightlifter to watch. (I don’t know if there are women American weightlifters. Probably are.)

Yikes, I’m sorry you went through that! I had my jaw fractured in gym class in junior high: it didn’t make me look like a cartoon character, but my mom kept calling me Jacob Marley because of the ice pack wrapped around my face.

Y’all, I have no thoughts on this topic :-( I just want to celebrate being ungreyed :-) While I’m sure the ship is sinking and it’ll be short-lived, I’m excited anyway.

It’s not, but truly, it’s more NBC’s fault than yours. We can’t expect the whole internet to wait until NBC chooses to show it to us.

Too late to get out of the grays now, but I’m always thrown when I see Matt Pearce on the regular internet. We went to college together/are facebook friends. I forget he’s sorta famous now.

Mahershala Ali was my favorite part of the last movie(s?) of the Hunger Games. I’m excited to see him be the bad guy.

I certainly couldn’t do it with every episode, but that outfit stands out for some reason. I don’t know if you know the episode well, but Rachel and Monica do a long bit about eye drops (“Then why did you move?” “Because I knew you were lying!!”) that my best friend and I do spontaneously as performance art.

I’m pretty sure it’s the One with Joey’s Big Break; also known as the one with Rachel’s eye infection. I haven’t checked Netflix for honor’s sake, but I’m going to right now :-)

How many other people know what episode this gif is from just from the outfit?

Because I can’t fly spaceships!

PAID.

Starred both for your gif and name. If I could only pick three tv shows to watch for the rest of my life, it’s Parks and Rec, Friends, and Buffy.

Don’t go now and look, though :-( It’s gotten a lot worse over the last few days. “I’m furious about reverse racism being ignored.” Bllllllargh.

I’m sure there are some genuine supporters, but when I first saw this petition a few days ago, I clicked on some of the comments, and the top comments were all people who thought Erin Smith was racist and delusional, and had signed the petition simply for the privilege of leaving a comment and telling her so.

If wishing made it so.