Kristen Schaal day would fun.

“Who do I want to sound like Saturday? Charo or Jerry Lewis?”

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

I feel like Manafort and Flynn are mentally deranged in a very real way. I get a real tv-preacher-style crazy vibe from both of them.

has volunteered to testify in front of the House Intelligence Panel regarding Russia’s influence in the election.

I think Comacho is smarter then our current so called POTUS

Nah, it’s the extended version of the sequel to Idiocracy. Something like Idiocracy 2: Idiot President.

“Sup?”

Oh Ewan! In another life he and I would be sheepfarmers together.

They are pretty people that have been told they are pretty their whole lives. They would be dull and mean; the worst combination. That said, still would bone brad till the cows came home. I knew I was gay after watching “Troy”

Brad’s “cordial” conversations (allegedly)

My number one rule with exes: You can never go back

cordial conversations is going to be the name of my new podcast all about fancy drinks.

With a swig from his microbrewed beer that he’s now taken to making, since wines remind him of Angie.

That’s not how I read it at all. It just sounds like she bonded with the neighbour’s kid over having f-ed up moms. It was the jezebel-writer who interpreted that as “blame”. I don’t see any blaming in that statement. It’s just sad

I saw that more as the thing which bonded them.

I think the article’s author is the one who makes that blame claim, the excerpt from the book just talks about how pill use was normalized between her mom and her friend’s mom.

Absolutely. If I had to guess, he hit 50 and realized he couldn’t be banging women and staying out partying till dawn forever. Even in Hollywood, he would have become a pervy, gross stereotype.

I think you are safer when the guy is old like Annette’s husband was. I won’t type his name because I think she is far superior to him.

It’s the Annette Benning vs. Denise Richards debate. Women who fall in love with habitual womanizers often believe they’re going to be Annette Benning whereas they end up being the Denise Richards in the long run. The former is the rare reception (usually because the guy decides to settle down with whomever he’s with…