All cosmetic commercials are a lie. Wrinkle cream? Botox. Mascara? False eyelashes. Volumizing hairspray? Extensions. Foundation (and also everything else)? Digital retouching.

Here’s hoping that people with integrity in Hollywood give them jobs.

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.

I wouldn’t call it hate. More of amused derision since he wants his bread buttered on both sides.

I agree. I totally agree celebs deserve a private life, but I roll my eyes at the ones who put their relationships or their kids on show when they want attention or publicity (I’m not talking about bringing a date to an awards show or being papped going into a restaurant - I’m talking about tipping off paparazzi as to…

She doesn’t whine about her choice to live in public like Hiddleston. He didn’t trip and accidentally do multiple photo shoots with Swiftie.

Yeah, that ain’t how it works. Just like you can’t declare “positive comments only!”, you can’t expect fawning articles about your love life when you explicitly choose to make it public in order to further your career, then act offended when people ask you about it later after it blows up in your face because you made…

Oh for Pete’s sake, its called DIRTBAG for a reason. I’m sure Bobby is hard at work on a KING KONG think piece though.

If he had not poured his heart out to GQ and stalked the writer at her hotel at six am (before her morning flight) I might have some sympathy. But he opened the door.

“great art” was a bit of an over-statement

 I am happy that they are successful, obviously business savvy women - get it ladies! But, I also don’t really go for their music. I liked Amy Winehouse much better than Adele, and I am not really into Beyonce.

I keep begging my neighbor who owns the tiny laundromat around the corner to let me borrow the keys so I can do ALL my laundry at 3 a.m. (I hate having to worry about whether I’ll get one of the three dryers.) He appears to think I’m kidding. :(

UNPOPULAR opinion: Adele and Beyonce are boring.

“[If cut in line for something] I’d say very politely, ‘Excuse, I’ve been waiting X amount of time.’” Name that celeb. [Celebitchy]

As the mother of a toddler I can confirm, there is only one thing worse than being tipsy and responsible for a small child - being hung over and responsible for a small child. I’m serious. It’s hell.

Protip: anytime a tv “psychic” gives information that’s too specific to have come from a cold reading, it came from a “hot” reading. They had done background research beforehand, or they had hidden mics/cameras in the green room, or they paid a personal assistant for some details, or a production assistant straight-up…

“Hold my beer.” -Ben Affleck

No.