Matt Damon and Zhang Yimou’s point is that the trailer does not give us enough knowledge of the movie’s plot to conclude the Damon is intended to be the white savior of China. Yimou explicitly says he’s not. It’s also bizarre for a movie that features a whopping three non-Chinese actors, one of whom is not white, to…

This kid is being taught to be one of the mean kids in every high school movie ever.

Exactly. The Little Dude has worn nothing but Crocs for the past year. I paid good money for Stride Rite sneakers in different sizes that I’ve had to give away, unworn, because he refuses to wear any shoes but his Crocs.

He’s a little dumb, but I love his stuff, especially lipstick and mascara. His fragrances are also amazing. A splurge item, but worth it when you can.

If you have small children, the rule is that if you don’t want them to wear it, you don’t buy it, because if you buy it they will wear it all the time.

He’s such a dick. Just this alone makes him a miserable fuck. He’s a child, not one of your douche models. What a dick. This made me so sad. Poor kid. The Russian Beluga must suck in that house, on china I bet, no Nemo plates allowed :-(

“ground under by the misery of adulthood”

My kid has been in a Ninja Turtles costume phase since Halloween and although it’s starting to get worn out I’m like hey wear that as long as it makes you happy (or as long as it holds up), even out of the house because life gets shit and boring real quick when you’re older.

He sounds borderline emotionally abusive- “don’t leave the house looking tacky!!” Holy cow that kiddo is going to have self esteem issues when he gets older.

I know right? He’s 4. He’s supposed to like tacky stuff because light up and dinosaurs are AWESOME when you’re 4. Also, he’s a little person with his own tastes and preferences, not Tom Ford’s accessory.

It’s really disturbing to think about how people use sex acts as insults like that. “Cocksucker,” “suck my dick,” and so on. These things can only function as insults if it’s understood that sucking dicks is supposed to be demeaning and shameful. Like making someone suck your dick is something violent and angry you do…

Poor kid, let him have his fun ffs. He probably has to wear button down shirts and Oxfords.

He forgot about all sorts of things. I’m fine with anyone being as feminine as they feel they need to be to be happy, there’s nothing wrong with being feminine, but you can’t just distill “how women feel” into “vulnerable because they get penetrated.”

Yes, he says, all men should be penetrated at some point. And not as in emotions. He means: All men should be fucked. “I think it would help them understand women...

Oh right. Because it’s being attracted to men that makes a woman a woman.

In 30 years, that kid is going to be Carrot Top. Or a Trump.

That actually made my heart hurt. what kind of a concept is “tacky” to teach a four year old? he’s going to preschool not Royal Ascot.

Thank goodness, a man is here to tell men how women feel.

Let the kid wear the dinosaur shoes outside FFS. You just said life is too short.

are you telling me I stuck all that stuff up my bum for nothing?

Damnit.