NFL Network pregame next week:

+3/5 of the time, it works every time

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Take my star you magnificent bastard.

(Lawyer Milloy suddenly checks his wallet...)

But does he have “an adequate amount of money saved up for a rainy day when the Seahawks cut his dumb ass” money?

Everyone’s got lawyer money, it’s called a public defender and it’s a right guaranteed to everyone in the constitution, bitch.

“That’s what we’ve got to do, is wait on God and let this process play out.”

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

I never understood his lawsuit in the first place. What is there to gain? Go slink away with the 10s of millions of dollars you already and hope before forget about your role in the whole thing in a few years and you can join espn or something.

Fine. let’s call them the Washington SeaSkins.

listen, man: if you get duped by a fake account, or an internet hoax, no matter how elaborate, you’ve got to change your avi to the Crying Jordan. It’s a good rule.

I would need a 50 gallon drum of popcorn to crush while watching the comments section overflow with tears. It would be wonderful!

So when the t-shirts are inevitably made and then the makers sued...

I can already imagine the uniforms:

Macedonian Click-Hustlers is the name of my beer league softball team.

The NCAI has issued a statement

“Gored hawks, eh? That’s a hashtag I can get behind, even if I’m not changing the racist name.” - Dan Snyder, somewhere.

I love that the response from the team looks like they stole the design from the fake release.