Are you absolutely sure that didn’t happen in Cleveland? Because that’s a very Cleveland thing to happen.

Shit, it took awhile before we got one of these. Thanks for taking the pressure off someone else, though, so now we get to read a ton of butthurt takes.

Eh, like an hour-fifteen, but that goes quickly going there.

But how did ‘Devin speaks’ get out of the greys? It’s his first and only comment..

These are always my most favorite of all the WYTS comments.

Given that it’s Pittsburgh I’m guessing the “Angles[sic] in the Outfield” were rather obtuse.

Are you...are you bragging that you own a TV?

My dude, I’ve been a Bengals fan all my life and every single word of this is more accurate than I could hope to put forward myself. Our best hope is beating the Steelers once.

Devin shouldn’t.

What the FUCK is this? Who the hell even talks about Buffalo and New York City in the same breath?

Wow I’m shocked we got through so many WYTS articles before seeing a butthurt super-fan show up! You’re missing the joke my dude. Early condolences in your wild card loss this year!

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Well Romeo Crennel is not walking through that door, at least given the fact that it’s standard door width.

You know how Buffalo is kind of like the little brother city of NYC? Or Pittsburgh is Philly’s little brother? Or Dallas is always little brothering Houston?

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

I’d be excited about your riveting 17-6 loss to KC in the divisional round, but to be honest with you, I don’t think you will see anybody in the playoffs.

“See you in the playoffs”

And on top of that, the “K” is making me irrationally fucking angry. I want to find the person responsible for that and slap them with something. Jesus.

That’s an excellent point.

Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.