It’s a good thought, and I’m glad Blake did this, but the NYPD is too entrenched in a culture of non-accountability that not much will change.

Unlike the Bucs, this burn is MRSA-less.

Former Bulls fan checking in. I turned off ESPN at around the 7th pick and picked up a new habit called “binge drinking.” Then I flipped on a wonderful English film called “Attack the Block” and followed that up with the first episode of the Prison Break revival on FOX. The latter was dreadful, but at least it helped…

No joke; that organization really needs to overhaul its staph.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

What in the living fuck are you talking about?

Pictured: Danny Ainge and his draft picks.

Speaking as a Bulls fan: YOU AND ME BOTH

It’s the Bulls. They’re in a three-way race to the bottom with SAC and the Knicks

If Tagg is unable to pull it off by himself, he can form Romney Son Voltron with Bort, Cleb, Phlerk, and Mittens, Jr.

Jeter is struggling to field routine ground rules for purchasing a team.

So KP is the ski trip to Melo’s time share sale? I like it.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

My cat occasionally gets lost in the middle of the night and starts yelling. I didn’t think that was actually what was going on because how do you get lost in your own home, but I just read a cat book that said yes, that’s what’s going on. But yeah, I meow back and I guess the sound of my voice orients him and he…

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Very true. It still is a bit jarring that Rodgers took less guaranteed money than Timofey Mozgov.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

Yeah. It’s a little deceiving, though, since franchise QBs are among the NFL players most likely to play out the duration of their deals. Unless Rodgers’s play suddenly falls off a cliff, it’s not like the Packers are going to cut him once his guarantees run out.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

We’ll giveya Richaun Holmes and two second-round picks for KP. Fair deal!