Well, you yourself nailed a good reason downthread: the day you are born, you are filled to the brim with fucks—I’m tired, I’m hungry, I’ve shat myself... but fucks, it turns out, are finite, and as you age, you’ll find you have fewer and fewer to give. It’s liberating.

Because the alternative is very likely worse.

Whoosh.

This deserves more stars.

Cricket bowlers cannot pitch, though.

I was there for Leitch-era Deadspin (I once had a star... sniff...) and can concur with AB’s analysis.

Because you would actually say yes.

Cybercatfishing FTW. Why can’t everyone be like this lady?

So this aged badly.

“Policits has always been part of sport, Jackie Robinson?”

Um, pretty sure that’s not Jackie commenting!

I wish a 40-foot tall man weighing 900 pounds could come along and give ‘Reek some boxing lessons. I am sure he would learn a lot.

Tell Anna I said hi.

Funny, Trump and Sharpton are really two of a kind. Talentless NYC hucksters who somehow grifted their way to prominence. Trump should have made Sharpton his VP.

He didn’t “feel” anything of the sort. He saw an opportunity to enrich himself through publicity, and he took it. He destroyed at least one guy’s life doing that, and never, ever, to this day apologized. (He also pretended to be broke for many years so he didn’t have to pay the judgment against him.)

Oh and remember…

Office birthday cakes are ass roughly 1000% of the time.

I’m not the dummy—YOU’RE THE DUMMY!

Did you know that FitzMagic septupled Vince Young’s Wonderlic score?

I will not, if that helps?

Have you tried Ad Blocker? It is free and easy to use. The only drawback is some websites sense it and put a popup up begging you to turn it off for them.

Of course I would tell that to a teenager with anorexia. Why wouldn’t I? Something like “Yeah, that bar is not meant as a statement about your weight, it isn’t about you as an individual *at all*.” You think that would be a bad thing to say?

I would agree with you 100% about not sending those diet bars out, though.…