What happened to the maddering Gruden? Are you guys not doing that anymore? It was fun.

Damn. That was extremely well said.

So, um, please don’t die? We’re a bit short on generous thinkers here....

Vlad?

No. That is exactly what the context isn’t. Just because thing 1 makes you think of thing 2, that doesn’t mean your POV is the context. 

It is, actually. Quite complicated.

Die.

“don is uh, well he has a weeping sore on his penis. actually it’s very good.”

(((Donors))) man.... what can you do?

And now we have the Ohio asshole opinion rendered.

Thanks for the link.

He 100 million billion percent faked it. Zero doubt. Not even a whisper. No need to temporize with a “think.”

Does it make him a “bad person.” No, it makes him a garbage weasel who should be doused in hot sauce and launched directly into the sun.

Does it move the conversation forward? Sure, just…

You *think* he faked it? Wow. How long did it take you to kinda sorta wonder? Any one thing?

Matter of factually, what they said, smartly, was that the league would go three years, even if it lost money, to give it time to get its footing. Instead, it lasted about as long as a Kardashian marriage.

Thank you. That Twitter thread is pure delight.

Update! “Uh, dude, like, I totally knew it was a joke lolololol u made bro lololo???!”

Well, that’s the rub, isn’t it? There’s always a bit of tugging between rights to privates and a desire to just unload everything at once.

It suppresses the popular educated vote and leaves room for the candidates the Russians love (who lost by three million votes) to still somehow “win.” Is how.

Are you a Russian bot?

I remember seeing Pegs once on TV solemnly declaring the Obama presidency dead because the health care website rollout was janky. Truly, a Cassandra for our times, Peggy, golden-hued po face.

I bet you a hundred American dollars he was not actually vegan for a month.