True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

I think there are a LOT of people like this guy. We just never hear about them unless something this big happens. But people reach out and help each other in so many different ways, every day.

At which point he'll become Hispanic for sure.

I'm not sure. That white person could be his wife or girlfriend and bitches have a long history of asking for it.

I swear to god I read an actual article about the actual collection that called it "wet look satin" (and I feel really, really confident that it is a satin fabric and thus satin weight and texture, just with a smoother, wet-look finish), but then I googled it to try to provide references for you and the results were…

Not these?

This guy. This fucking guy. He's such a fucking brazen son of a bitch. I'm starting to wonder if Cosby's actually beginning to enjoy this a little bit. I mean, hey, the statute of limitation is king. He's getting more media attention than he has in decades. He's getting lavish amounts of love and vocal support from…

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

Having done both Weight Watchers and My Fitness Pal, I think Weight Watchers is the stronger program. In person meetings and weigh ins helped, and the flexibility of the points system was better. It's overpriced, though, especially online- there is no reason the online program should cost more than $10/month. If I…

It is important to think these things through. When I was about 12, I taught a horse that he would find treats hidden in rags if he pulled the rags out of their pockets. The result was that no one could go around that horse without getting their pockets/waistbands picked and having to chase the horse around trying to…

He does seem to have a fairly severe case of Stockholm Syndrome going on, though.

My restaurant working days predate the fancy registers they have these days, but I can't help but think that at only one week on the job you'd still be figuring out workflow and such and would be kind of too busy to stop and put a personalized insult on a receipt. I guess kids today are better at multitasking then I…

I'm confused about your last sentence.

bitch it might, you don't know her fucking life.

It's not name dropping. It's called reporting.

Yes, they really should have interviewed the dog to get all the information first.

I think this is just your standard "no homo" tour.

The semi does brake. You can hear the jake making a helluva racket. I'm sure the friction brakes are working hard too, they're just not as loud.

hah! i don't understand how people think that denying someone a future of their abusive behavior is a threat.