Between my freshman and sophomore years in college, my high school sweetheart and I had a terrible breakup. She got pregnant, had an abortion, and our relationship just couldn’t take the strain. She was gone and my heart was broke, and bad. So I freaked the fuck out, started partying like there was no tomorrow, and…

“HE was the one who decided what to draw, and he was not accustomed to clients telling HIM what to do.”

“Hey, I know you came in and wanted a cherry blossom tattoo to remember your dead mother, but as an Artiste, I decided to tattoo you with this color portrait of Alan Alda eating a pork chop. YOU ARE WELCOME TO…

yes, the reporter sounds like an ass, not the coked out perv bar owner with a 2-way mirror in the ladies washroom for peeping. lol

Well, the article fails to mention that there were actually three sisters at the beginning of their road trip.

He’s streamlining resources to ensure talent is maximized to enhance the customer experience.

[Redacted] and [redacted] later blamed me for the party not being good.

Plus with an ice cream sandwich, the ice cream is hard enough to break off while your teeth are still in contact with the cookie exterior, thus avoiding direct ice cream on teeth contact.

There’s literally no way that’s true but God bless you anyway

I'm assuming it would mention you fucking yourself with a rake and that you are now banned

Please look up the words "slander" and "harassment" in the dictionary. They have them on the internet now.

Of course he has an answer. 'Get cancer and fucked by a rake."

Fuckin A. I’m not in the whole GT thing (don’t understand Kinja) but I made the mistake of commenting on a mean-spirited story in BCO that was basically “poor people, YUCK!” and Pinkham was incredibly nasty to me, so I avoid kitchenette entirely now.

I forget... with lions are you supposed to keep still and maintain eye contact, play dead, yell and make yourself seem as big as possible, or baste yourself in roast beef jus and wait to be eaten?

“Complimentary hat was quite prickly and uncomfortable.”

Welcome to Kotaku’s comment threads where anybody who rightfully and justifiably calls out problematic stuff is shit on. It’s awful here. I don’t know why I continue to post here.

Gotta say, I’m pretty disgusted by the response here on Kotaku. This is a fine story—there was something shitty in their game that they didn’t realize was there, they worked to fix it to the satisfaction of both players and the original content creator. Why the fuck has this turned into a forum for mocking trans folk…

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

It’s too bad, because Shayanna might well have made some NFL stud a very nice trophy wife.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

This is a bit dramatic (I assume intentionally so...).