I need to watch more sailing.  That looks bonkers.

Anyone else surprised Kenan didn't break out his David Ortiz on the occasion of his election to the Hall of Fame?

Twenty-thousand percent agree with this. Thinking of my rural, highly-armed relatives in flyover states and their Guns, just chomping at the bit to take down intruders. There’s basically no crime where they live (and barely any people), or at least nothing like home invasions & murders. But damned if they’re not preppe…

how about we connect the fuckin’ beams first and worry about the dots later?

I get the impression he didn’t really know what was happening and showed up to deal with a noise complaint only to discover it was the Beatles playing live. Halfway through he realizes that he’s put himself in a place where he can’t back down but that not backing down would mean having to arrest the Beatles. He looked…

Take your damn star, and don't forget those unexplained fires are STILL a matter for the courts.

They did it, those crazy bastards actually did it....

Sending things into the sun takes quite a bit of deltaV. You are going to be making more trash than you are helping. 

This seems like a great candidate for an electromod. Original drivetrain is both crap and rare. Combine with a salvage Fiat 500e and you’ve got something interesting.

“what is it people want from Star Wars?”

That name again is Mr. Plow!

Sir, you are on Jalopnik, and Mr. Plow exists.

The whole roller rink episode was set up as the guys telling the story of rhwie past. So it’s all from their story, with all its embellishments, exaggerations, and inaccuracies. It even fades back to them in the end just after telling it, and they’ve never been the most reliable people. So this was just them…

A 27 course tasting menu should add up to an entree

Yes, we get it — dedicated snow tires are better in winter driving conditions. No one disputes this. But they are overkill or even entirely unnecessary in large parts of the US.

Really the myth is that all seasons aren’t fine in the winter. For all but like, 5% of the country, they are. All season in 2021 are totally different than the ones that weren’t sufficient in the cold 30 years ago.

It’s like everyone forgot Mango.

If any part of you is “grinning,” I think you’re the complete asshole in this situation.

Local 700 here.

The BALLS to do that live! With my luck, even if I was a really good skater (I’m not), I would have crashed, broken both arms, and ripped the seat of my pants while making a crazy noise of dismay that would instantly be remixed in a million videos.