Oh boo.

Guess we found the four people who liked that Franics Ford Coppola movie.

Okay, now we can move onto who to cast as the octopus.  You can never go wrong with Meryl Streep.

If they renamed it the THX Theatre, George Lucas would cream in his pants…..pants……pants……..

Cut to Joel McHale and "The Soup" writers high-fiving each other.

I hope she uses some of the money on a razor for her hairy pits.

Alright, I would watch that movie.

With the amount of properties they're optioning, it shouldn't be too long before Marvel announces a Squirrel Girl movie.
"Coming to theaters in 2016, get ready to go NUTS!"

Just announced, next year at Coachella, Ol'Dirty Bastard will be performing as a cardboard cutout.

Bill Maher has never met a good thought-provoking point he couldn't ruin with an obvious sex joke.

Every closeted actor in Hollywood spends at least one meeting a week with their agent begging for a "Glee" guest spot, only to be reminded they're trying to not let people know they're gay yet.

Ron Burgundy is gonna get a black friend!

But now I do.

I hope his character's name is Chester Google.

This will all be worth it when Stark Industries puts out the very advanced and surprisingly affordable new iRon tablet.

They say Gandhi used to sleep next to naked women to test his resolve.

At some point in the future, Tim Burton is going to mistakenly start production on a film that he already remade and no one will even notice.

This shit doesn't happen at "New Girl".  Everyone keeps it adorkable over there.

Patton's monologue will consist exclusively of him bitching about having to switch over to Timeline on Facebook. 

Makes sense since the people that go to Adam Sandler movies fill up summer schools everywhere.