Well, I hate "Family Guy", but this will probably be funnier than "Bridesmaids" at least.

We begin tonight as we always do with Keith Olbermann leaving a cable network acrimoniously.

Super duper!

Thats funny, cause I've been looking to star in Zooey Deschanel.

"Won't somebody please think of the children?!"

But do they still like pizza?

So many "Twilight" fans are going to lose their innocence after watching Pattinson in this.

Thank God.  Now they have more room for another reality show about white trash subculture.

Damn. I can't believe I wasted those 5 seconds searching YouTube.

Is there a YouTube compilation of her saying "y'all" on "Friday Night Lights" cause if not, then I'm done with the internet………

Ron Swanson > Robocop > Twin Peaks

If I wanted to go back to the 80s, I'd rent a cabin with my friends at a now downtrodden ski resort and spill an energy drink over the control panel of a hot tub that sends us hurtling through time.

At this point the real existential question of the series is T-Dawg wondering whether or not he still exists.

Larry Wilmore always kills it on "The Daily Show", but the premise of this show does sound pretty terrible.  Then again I don't like "It's Always Sunny" so I'm a pretty terrible person.

Before they make this inevitably terrible adaptation, can I get an inevitably terrible "Cowboy Bebop" or "Big O" live action adaptation too?

At the rate Ryan Murphy gets shows on the air, in the near future gays will be in the majority, at least on television.

Now Harvey Weinstein will bully the MPAA and we have come full circle.

HBO bring back "How To Make It In America"!  If I want to watch 20 somethings struggling to make sense of their life in New York, I'd prefer they were good looking.

I had to quit watching this show even though I love me some Kat Dennings.  Its become clear that CBS sitcoms outside of "How I Met Your Mother" are popular with the older demographic that helps CBS win the ratings war, because they deal in obvious and stereotypical comedy.

Somewhere there's a bar mitzvah that Ridley Scott has signed onto film.