Good.  I’m glad Apple is focusing more on it’s on-device in-house AI rather than ChatGPT.

*WOW*

Jesus christ the slideshows, you guys. Really?

It doesn’t matter that it was private. It doesn’t matter that it was potentially a joke. What *does* matter is the staggering cost of incorrectly ignoring a real terrorist threat, in millions of dollars and countless lives. Whereas the cost of over-reacting to a joke is a few hundred thousand dollars and jail time for…

Godzilla Zero?

But the case does everything I need: it protects Apple’s review unit while I have it on loan, it offers access to the volume rocker, Action Button, and power button, and it works with MagSafe accessories.

Much like with Andor, people just don’t have the patience anymore to let a story develop. In the process, they are losing out on excellently crafted works that reward the patient viewer in the end.

I want a “I am Worf, son of Mogh. House of Martok. Son of Sergei. House of Rozhenko. Bane to the Duras family. Slayer of Gowron. I have made some camomile tea. Do you take sugar?” shirt first. That has immediately burned itself into my brain for all time.

Never realized how much I missed that dry Worf humor until I got it.

They have literally nothing important to worry about in their lives, so they elevate ‘stupid bullshit’ to being important.

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.  All hail FSM.

To say it’s ugly by today’s screen standards is an understatement...

That PBR actually looks like just a knobby feature atop the rock *behind* the smoother one. The PBR and the rock behind the smoother rock share similarly angular features.

Welcome to new McDonald. Menu now has only fries. Also fries uncooked. Also uncut and unpeeled and not fries.

So you can enjoy your digital receipt, I guess. 

For a thousand dollars I will fart directly in your face.

Thank *fuck* someone else had this reaction. Flames-hit-metal-dragon-pendant has a very specific visual association for me, and it isn’t Game of Thrones.

Given the era we are currently living through, stories about processing grief are really kind of essential. For example, Wandavision was a beautiful exploration of grief and how it changes us. Watching the Matrix trailer, I definitely got this vibe of Neo as a man dealing with grief and being unable to move past the…

Do, it makes something that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

This is why we are doomed to extinction. Or at the very least a mass die off that will only leave a very few humans behind.