Ugh I hate all of those! Especially those let it go remixes, none of them were ever funny. Nope. I never thought momdom made funny people unfunny, but some of my funny friends post that shit and I'm like really? This is what entertains you now? I can't.

Maybe if Tobe Hooper was directing, and not Tom.

It’s a literary novel, comedic in nature, about music. HUGE market for that, right? ;)

It’s depressing to me too. I will have to go on a serious diet if I ever finish and publish my novel.

Congrats! I am writing a novel too. Who knows when I will finish it. In the next 100 years, more or less. Is it a literary novel or a particular genre?

I just finished the first draft of my debut novel (can I call it that even if it hasn’t debuted yet? Please?) on Sunday. I’ve been writing in my spare (ha) time the past two years. I celebrated with champagne and blueberry pie. Today, I started attacking the second draft. What I wouldn’t do for a happy ending like…

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.