I love that well-adjusted dogs and cats will also put up with this stuff from human babies, to a degree—babies can get away with doing stuff to a cat or dog that would get most people bit because the pets seem to get that this behaviouris just "baby stuff."

I would rather see a movie about Walt Disney's frozen head being thawed in the 30th century and attached to a horrible giant mouse body, call it "Walt is Mickey: Disney's Future Years"

I thought it was her frontal lobe? God, I am just so bad at science!

And she's not nearly this self aware.

I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin is neither 24 years old nor from China.

Colts.

Super happy to be a Colts fan right now! It's not surprising, though, since Jim Irsay's three daughters are running the organization while their dad serves his suspension. See what happens when you let THE WOMENZ rule?

This isn't a conversation and that is no fault of anybody but yours.

Absolutely the truth, and thank you for reiterating it (since it has popped up a few times on here) and with new evidence.

People have a right to do whatever the fuck they want (not break laws of course) in the privacy of their own homes. I see what you're trying to say, but its coming off victim blame-y.

Sign me up. What's that web site where you can start an online petition? I think women should protest at NFL games every week until they get rid of Goodell, and invoke even stricter punishment on players, like one strike and you're out. Zero tolerance. Fucking kids get caught with a butter knife in their back pack…

Yes. It's sickening. He cannot stand on his 'I am a disciplinarian" soapbox any longer. Suspending a player for a year for smoking pot looks ridiculous in light of not just the Ray Rice issue, but the larger issue.

Of course. This may sound really cynical but football is notorious for being super macho straight man's game. And straight men love boobies so it's easier to support breast cancer even if there are greater dangers to women's health (not to minimize breast cancer). The breast cancer research support always seemed like…

They should do SOMETHING, but nothing they do is going to exonerate Goodell for the blind eye he turned to the many, many, many domestic abuse crimes NFL players have been accused and/or convicted of during his tenure.

Seriously, that's majorly fucked up. I mean, it's nothing illegal and if other people have a moral objection to one particular fund, then they aren't obligated to donate. It's that simple. What utter bullshit.

You can still raise money for cops who kill unarmed children, though. I will never, ever use this piece of crap site for anything again. GoFundMe can GoFuckItself.

Oh man, if this actually brings down Goodell I'm throwing a party, taking donations at the door, and making a contribution to a DV shelter in his name.

Ha! My landline number belonged to a French translator of medical documents, Jean-Paul Bardot, whose name I know because for years I got calls and messages, despite whatever "Pagooey can't come to the phone right now" I put on my answering machine or voicemail. YEARS. Plus occasional calls from my friend Doug, who…