....while asking you to play the part of the husband in consuming their product.

I, for one, welcome of fuzzy feral over-lords.

I don't think you're the target audience here. Keep on keepin' on with your condom usage good sir.

Ha! Also not married to a guy :)

Why doesn't Jezebel just ban users like this? They totally derail the discussion. Just look how this asshole has taken over the whole comment thread.

Your little picture makes no sense...the strong, smart,independent woman who is going through difficult times looks to be taking consolation from her mom. What is unfeminist about turning to a wise older woman in times of need?

Yeah. Gang rape by three dudes is just "a little bit difficult," and demanding justice for assault is whining. All the middle fingers for you, douchelord.

You're so lovely, thank you.

I don't remember the precise moment mine lifted, but it was around that age, around the time I got back on the meds for (probably) good and my therapist sort of broke up with me because we'd run out of things to talk about. I remember having a good day, and thinking that was likely due to the meds, but that was OK,…

I was "kicked out" of a friend group when I was 12/13. It is such a tender age, and while it seems inconsequential today, I can honestly say it had a huge influence on the way I build friendships and relationships with others. When people start to pull away, even if it's for a legitimate reason like they're busy with…

Everyone has their own way of resolving differences, and they're not all recognizable as "fighting."

As far as I'm concerned, people who say "couples that never fight are suspicious" are projecting their own inability to act like grownups when it comes to conflict resolution.

Absolute crap. Some couple just don't fight. My girlfriend is extremely conflict-averse, and I spent my entire childhood watching my parents continually tear each other apart to the point where my instinctive reaction if there's a disagreement is to go as far in the opposite direction as possible. In three years we've…

Some people really pick their battles and let most things go. My parents have been married over three decades and never fight. My boyfriend and I rarely have arguments about anything. I really despise the whole "healthy couples regularly get into fights" trope.

I've been with my SO for a total of 4.5 years, but we've been best friends for 13. We've had ONE fight... when I threw a snowglobe at a wall because I felt he wasn't paying enough attention to me (I was 19). We disagree, but we don't fight.

Sounds like this guy is about to go off on an internet tirade about how his wife is stealing his child.

I'd also be worried about what he'd be capable of once deprived of his "outlet."

I don't buy the "people on the internet aren't human so I can say what I want" argument for a minute. He enjoys the thrill of cruelty. It wouldn't be satisfying if there wasn't a real person getting hurt.