1. I have read you letter/missive.

I've read Cicso training material on the 7 layers of the OSI model that's sexier than this drivle. You're trying to get a date guy, not venture capital funding for your Linux based video game console.

just like the people in America who legit believe that straight white male Christians are the most oppressed group

Only since the late 80's. There is nothing more classy than the natural shoulder and simple construction of your classic Ivy sack (from the French saque, referring to how the underarm is constructed) suit.

About damn time. I mean, men in skinny jeans are still ridiculous in 99% of cases but yay for well cut suits that fit, instead of those nasty, too big and too loose ill-fitting monstrosities American men have been wearing for decades.

I've never added anything to the dictionary, but my Android seems to have learned that I curse quite a bit and suggests "fucking" whenever I type in fu.....

Part of having intelligence is not having to accept dumb questions again and again, and pointing that out to a lazy, sexist, journalist.

Here's one that actually moves!

No, if that's true I'm glad to know it. I'm sorry Mr. Lion! I was misinformed.

Notice that, as always, the women are expected to do concrete tasks that will be noticed if they are not done. The men get away with lofty and elusive goals like "shaping minds", things they can easily claim credit for whether they do them or not, and no one will dare to gainsay them.

""They got them back because of me being a superhero." Abby Dean: Superhero and not here for your racist bullshit."

You keep on fighting the good fight, Abby. Truth and Justice need you on their side.

Not the point. Not an excuse for harassment. And to be fair I wasn't the one who posted the ad.

Why the fuck do men (yeah, yeah, #notallmen, we get it) think it's ok to talk this way to women? Seriously?! I had a guy just this past weekend take my number from a craigslist ad I had up to sell my car and call me obsessively from a blocked number (I'm talking, he called me over 20 times yesterday) and leave me…

I think Jezebel should change their tag line to "All the reasons you should be a lesbian".

*Puts on fake fedora, draws on sideburns* HEY! This shows how hard it is for guys! We try so hard but get shot down so often, so this is abusive! If women would just give in faster we wouldn't have to push like this, it's the WOMAN's fault! *Rubs off sideburns, hides hat, sneaks away*

Cue the white boys flooding in to complain about how prejudice everyone is against white men and how haaaaaaaarrrrrrd they have it and blah blah, something about racism towards white men.

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

"I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member"

Did you unplug the carbon monoxide detector because it was making too much noise again?

I'm always disappointed when jogs/dogwalks don't uncover evidence of grisly crime.