Oh. My.

Why hello there :) (Born in England, speaks like a BBC newscaster)

Hehehehehe

That curve below a woman's ribcage and above her hip.

O.o You sound vaguely proud of this. I'm both intrigued and frightened.

It's not, but it is hard to recognise those impulses in yourself. Takes a lot of self knowledge. I used to do that in relationships. I can help, I can fix, I can BLAH. It took a while to see and move past it.

Hugs

Be proud in yourself. Life is a roller coaster of ups and downs. Remember that an up is probably around the next corner!

That was fascinating, thanks!

What? OK, I date women, but I've done my share of high maintenance. Fuck that. Never again. The drama is not worth the high times.

Yes, but look at it this way:

Your post makes my brain try and do pretzel shapes.

Appropriate gif is appropriate.

She should have stopped at 'Go see medical professionals' but no, that line was leapt over, just destroyed, and as she passed over the line of decency she pissed on it gleefully.

I'm creating a list of these columns for future perusal! Thanks!

Haha. You're awesome :)

Savage Love sometimes. He's not exactly pro-transgender.

Hold everything. Whaaaaaaaaaaaa — ??!

Or paint it. Or use a Polaroid. Million options outside phone camera exist but I think you missed the point.

Guide for taking private sexy pics safely from your phone: