I have never been arrested. But when that day comes, I too will be naked. This, I promise.

In an odd (but true) coincidence the Lions defensive line coach during that time was arrested in 2006 for driving naked in a Wendy’s drive through.

This is still less embarrassing than being a Lions fan.

Well look at all these ‘holier than thou’ people on the comments section...like you’ve never been arrested for being naked in a stranger’s house before...

You can’t be to careful. You have to let the police know you are unarmed.

Now I know why his career was cut short. Guy didn’t know the first thing about coverage.

It’s foolish to assume someone on the internet is wearing pants.

He learned his championship winning moves from the best.

/Chip Kelly cums

Meh, I’m pretty sure it all worked out for that doofy catcher in “Major League II,” so I’m sure Swihart’ll be fine...

Rick Ankiel

The problem is the Red Sox are in Ft. Meyers, FL and not Jupiter, which has a much stronger gravitational pull. He was over-correcting.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

At last, paid protesters! Sean Hannity will feel so vindicated.

“Told ya!” - GOP

These guys have a prank documentary of Netflix (Undecided). They were really active in the presidential primaries- with pranks on Trump (nazi armbands) and Cruz.

So witches float and wizards sink?