But the EMALS!

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

If someone would just invent tear-away dress slacks, these would be perfect for playing after a business meeting without having to change shoes.

I’ve been thinking about this and his best solution would be to wear some nikes with the logo covered in duct tape, then just apply the BBB logo on with a marker.

I’d also imagine that “Big Baller Brand” is something that people who could afford 400 dollar sneakers would find tacky and unappealing

That’s some serious economic analysis right there.

I agree. Selling much less product and making much less money is markedly easier than selling a lot and making a lot.

I could say outlandish shit in the media too what could happen to me? Could I become... President?

Im confused— how does Papa John fit into all of this?

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

Who is this Tebow kid? I’ve never heard of him.

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

“Blistered palms: Making up for lost time” - The Tim Tebow Story

Several times? Numerous times? Give us a number!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

The Raiders, brought to you by bofa....

It’s actually the Bank of Make America Great Again.

You say Bank of America, but it’s really all of us.