Yakov Smirnoff: “At Michigan State, buzzer beats you!”

“This is not a “protest”, it’s a statement!”

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

NBA games played: Bird 1,061, Magic 1,096, Lebron 1,196

Wow, thanks for pointng that out. Would never have thought of it. It’s even more of a “holy shit” moment when you look at the stats. LeBron has already played 100 more games than Bird! Not counting the playoffs (30 more) and extra Olympics, World Cup, etc. Probably around 8k minutes more on the court already, or about…

one could argue that it’s a sports columnist’s job to understand the sport they cover.

What a wonderful world that would be.

Yes, but you can’t write 1300 word hot takes with logic and reason, grasshopper.

Even without the bullshit “pussification of America” nonsense, that column, as excerpted, is stupid.

Not as good as the best fake name for an athlete, Ron Mexico.

You’re right!

All my Amazon packages are delivered to rusty Shackleford.

Yeah Billy, but keep in mind that Hamid is probably garbage, because he plays in a garbage league...am I doing it right?

Mark Twain once said “Golf is a nice walk spoiled by a pack of mongooses”.

“I started getting mocked for being gay in the second grade”

Thank you for this beautiful opportunity to snark about the one group in America that everyone hates; the fucking marathon runners who can’t shut up about their training.

Scotland calling:

Jesus tapdancing christ, I’m ready for this election to be over, and for Hillary to do the damn thing in the White House. Because the image of Obama having to swear in Drumph makes the inside of my skull itch in the worst way. #IMWITHHER

p.s. any way I could get ungrayed? pretty please? I’ve been reading and commenting…