Trump voters: the assholes who think “personal responsibility” and “bootstraps” can fix every problem in our inner cities, but everything wrong with their shitty lives is directly attributable to the Kenyan Muslim in the White House.

Nobody feels compassion for Trump voters. Not even compassion for the financially disillusioned, poor supporters of Trump who think that idiot will help them. There are so many resources available at the few touches of a thumb that can show them how Trump has nothing but contempt for those people who support him, and…

The “feel sorry for the white dudes losing their white male privilege” argument is like saying it’s worse for rich people to lose their money than to have been poor your whole life. Like, nah, fuck off.

Yup they’re all for the 2nd Amendment, but not so high on the 1st.

Not just killed, but specifically lynched. But hey, the fart sniffers say we should feel compassion for the poor Trump voter, who has been, through no fault of their own (if you don’t count the plethora of ways it’s their own goddamned fault), left behind by the modern, urban-centric world.

A vote for Clinton is a vote against Schilling. (Hopefully, you’ll rethink your position. And good luck on deserved statehood.)

Watching him get routinely owned has been a small consolation for this nightmare.

Nobody in their right mind goes out looking like that. He has to be conducting some sort of social experiment or is doing it as a year-long dare or something.

Unfortunately, few were swayed by his offer of free haircut coupons.

Oh shit, Mark Davis being a nice guy, who would have thunken?

Who knew that you could get Vegemite in San Antonio?

If there’s any justice, Luckhurst will be getting force-fed daily cockmeat sandwiches.

Your move, Drew and Burneko.

Yeah, but was it organic free-range poop? I hear Texas has some really quality grass-fed poop. I bought some Texas Black Poop Water™ at the Whole Foods the other day, but haven’t drank it yet. Should I not have done that? Poops been getting some positive buzz lately.

They are required by law to give you the time to go and vote, BUT they don’t have to pay you. The shitty employers know that their poor employess can’t afford to take hours off of work to go vote and the Republikkkans make sure there are fewer voting locations in certain areas so that the length of the line turns away…

lol that’s funny that you’d think in the US employers even care if their employees vote. (not funny HAHA, funny sad)

Don’t they have laws to regulate this sort of stuff in the US? In Canada, for example, employers are legally required to give employees three consecutive hours between 9:30 AM and 9:30 PM to vote. If your work schedule doesn’t permit that (like you work 11 AM to 7PM) they’re required to give you time off such that you…

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