The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

I think an appropriate punishment would be to force these people to continue to live in rural southern Ohio.

You mean because he hasn’t turned it into a rally war bonnet, right?

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

“Hansen could pursue an NHL team”

While the city would (I assume) be receptive to not having to provide any funding, wouldn’t the NBA take issue with this?

As a Seattleite I’m scared for how smug we’re all going to be if this pans out and we get a stadium funded entirely by private money.

The Seattle Storm are going to have the nicest arena in the WNBA.

Why don’t you just calm down and take a seat. Take a seat right over there. Maybe have a glass of lemonade.

Did you know the team you were flirting with online was only 13?

“I’ll build an arena, if you bring condoms and wine coolers when you come by. 😻😍😜”

“Have a seat right over there.”

This is *not* going to go over well at the Billionaires Club holiday brunch.

BIG NEWS: bobby knight the peice of shit we always knew he was

To say nothing of nonconsensual genital grabbing.

Make Indiana Sociopathic Again

Locker room talk is not having a good month.

As a former team manager I want to remind you that this was pre-internet. Nowadays when the coach wants a manager to paper a player’s locker with pictures of different vaginas they just Google “vaginas.” Bam! Takes 20 minutes tops.

It was the shock of the decade when Knight endorsed Trump.

Well at least Knight’s conduct and politics are consistent.