Fuck off back to A Voice for Men, neckbeard.

.358 magnum. Only the biggest guns for the smallest penises.

Wasn’t this the guy who spent months bragging about how his immense wealth would mean he could entirely self-fund his campaign and wouldn’t need to rely on donations from anybody?

So maybe Barron isn’t all that good with computers after all.

Pepperidge Farm for their cookies

So that’s why her dad hates Obama.

Other than my grandmother and Eric Andre, who the fuck still uses the word “mulatto”?

Curt Schilling’s Senate campaign has begun. Finally, the hot take memes have become real.

Bills fans don’t take a day off

Edited: I learned to embed tweet!

CURT SCHILLING REFUSED TO EVER PLAY IN TORONTO OR MONTREAL DURING HIS WHOLE CAREER BECAUSE HE LOVES AMERICA THAT MUCH. LOOK IT UP!

Can’t he borrow a fresh one from Antonio Alfonseca?

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Sadly, this is the most America is ever going to care about a drone victim

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

Bauer (holding drone): Hey, Charlie Sheen came out to “Bad to the Bone”, right?

Trainer: No, it was “Wild Thing”...wait, why? Why do you have a drone? WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING??

Bauer: Uh...no reason. Don’t worry about it. ::runs away::

Guys, I think ten members is enough.

“You only need 4 for playoffs anyway”

This was really the Big XII’s hard stance against Cincinnati Chili

Ah, the Bills fan version of Taffer’s butt funnel.