nobody comes here for legit football analysis, fucko

you’ve got him confused with Okafor

“It’s not a name call—you a bum,” James said. “Me and my friends call each other that all the time. I’m not his friend, though.”

Just hit a swinging backhand volley down the line with almost no time to react. Duh.

I know that I’ll get crap for this but I don’t hate Macklemore. I actually enjoyed The Heist a lot. Macklemore only comes in two flavors: overly earnest and “funny”. Most of his “funny” stuff I can take or leave but I find most of his earnest stuff to be welcome and thoughtful.

Sucks when someone fucks you non-consensually, doesn’t it?

I have one of these. My father has a BGE.

I have one of these. My father has a BGE.

Good thing you’re working on a merger proposal with Taco Bell as we speak

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

which Kia calls an “extended hot hatch” for whatever reason

+1 Confederacy Cup

It’s not supporting slavery, it’s just honoring history.

Uh, you clearly never owned an Audi.

Hi Honey, I know you sent me to the mall to get new luggage for our trip. Instead of buying the luggage, I spent $800 on this lego model. We can use the dolly box it can came in as luggage. Look it has wheels, just like a real suitcase.

It’s lorry

Those fog lights are missing for a very good reason.

Concours Nutters. Every one I’ve ever met has been Deadly Fucking Serious about EVERYTHING. Pedantic gearheads crossed with dog show people. 

He only has one post; he just keeps changing the title…

Better idea:

If he’s got a 2 hour commute in L.A., he’s probably living where he can afford to. Moving closer to work could easily be $100s more per month, negating any dollar savings (time is a different story). Even so, the difference between buying a $3500 Scion and using Uber for a couple of years is that at the end you will…