*Narrator voice* It was not art

With distractions like these it’s no wonder no NFL team will sign LeBron James.

How sad is it that we should be encouraging our children to look to their favorite basketball player as a role model instead of the god damn president?

Education is neither the sole source of intelligence nor a prerequisite for truth.

Darwin Brandis [walking up to Ferrari guy]:“Y’know, if you’d bought a Porsche they would’ve thrown in the sunglasses.”

As a douchebag? Or as the best footballer of all time?

Despite the loss, Gerard Pique is going to claim the high ground by reminding everyone that he didn’t celebrate his own goal by taking his shirt off.

Same here

What’s great about mechanical keyboards is that they allow you to press more keys at once without any issues, which is great because it gives you an excuse to be obnoxious and have a sense of superiority about what type of keyboard you use.

I’ll also add a vote for the plain-jane Kirkland Olive Oil. I use quite a bit of it in cooking (ie, with *everything* I cook, so it’s literally in breakfast and dinner, and sometimes lunch), and it’s just a good, simple, relatively inexpensive olive oil. And plain olive oil has a higher smoke point than extra…

I’ll also add a vote for the plain-jane Kirkland Olive Oil. I use quite a bit of it in cooking (ie, with…

Costco’s Kirkland-branded EVOO: great taste; amazing value; and tests show that it’s one of the few brands sold in the US that consistently meets the IOC/USDA definitions for “extra virgin”. It’s not as good as the stuff my uncle makes in Lebanon that I pack in my suitcase every time I visit, but that you can’t really…

Costco’s Kirkland-branded EVOO: great taste; amazing value; and tests show that it’s one of the few brands sold in…

Barca has a lot of holes on their team that were covered up by their all-world MSN top 3. They’ve done a poor job reloading their roster from their historically great teams from the past decade. If/when Messi declines, Neymar was the key to keeping them on top. This is all the more alarming considering the masterful…

This being soccer, La Liga officials were entirely baffled as to how to physically accept entirely-legal money, particularly in broad daylight.

This is a shitass take. ‘Why isn’t Neymar also the Xavi Hernandez replacement? He sux’.

why do you always feel the need to put Messi’s dick in your mouth?

Can’t feel an iota of sorrow over this because Barcelona does this ALL THE TIME to other teams.

Oh, someone went around behind your back, shadily waved a giant wad of cash underneath one of your best players’ noses, and now they want to jump ship? Welcome to the (mes que un) club.

I see no good reason why you jerks couldn’t be have hired Colin Kaepernick to write this.

Bradley is still one of the best US players. I will never understand the irrational hate for him.

McLaren’s gonna get more mileage out of that engine than Ford got out of the Panther platform.

Having a large stockpile of young players who may be promising, but not good enough for Chelsea allows Chelsea to have transfer revenue to offset their transfer outlay in any year. It’s a key tool in how Chelsea manages the Financial Fair Play regulations. When Chelsea signs a Matt Miazga, it isn’t because they…